[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
Robin Williams Quotes
Mexican Fire Extinguisher
Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene
Polar Bear Attack
Ice Hockey Meltdown
Upended Water Buffalo
Don't Count On It
GPS Marriage Proposal
Foot Sign Language