[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
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