[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
Robin Williams Quotes
Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Gingerbread Star Wars Walker
Christmas Pencil Sharpener
Cheaper Than Gas
Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven
Becoming A Cop
Best Tea Cup
Nebraska Beer Cooler
Russian Shot Glass
Eat Your Vegetables
Make My Daisy
Ferrero Rocher Cupcakes
Scholar vs Dropout