Politician’s Corn – Miracle In The Making
It takes a politician to bring out the best of the corn...
The politician was giving an electioneering speech in Coaldale, Alberta. He praised
the local community for the wonderful work they were doing and indicated what
wonderful farmers he thought them to be.
Waving his arms in a grandiose gesture he said, “You see everywhere fields that
have been plowed and planted. Very soon now, the forces of nature will cause the
fields to produce a beautiful crop of corn, just one of nature’s miracles.”
A voice from the crowd replied, “It’d sure be a miracle – we planted wheat.”