How To Spot A Rich Guy

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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