How To Spot A Rich Guy

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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