The Pope called a meeting of the Cardinals and said, “I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our blessed Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ, has returned to earth for the long-awaited Second Coming, and the Day of Judgement is at hand.”

There was silence for a few moments and then one Cardinal said, “But Holy Father, with good news like that, what’s the bad news?”

The Pope wiped the sweat off his brow and said, “The information has reached us from Salt Lake City.”