Show me a baker who ran out of custard and I’ll show you a humble pie.
Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I’ll show you a sourpuss.
Show me a cross between a cannon and a bell and I’ll show you a boomerang.
Show me a cross between a fox and a mink and I’ll show you a fink.
Show me a cross between a fox and a mule and I’ll show you a fool.
Show me a diminutive barber and I’ll show you a shortcut.
Show me a dozen satisfied rabbits and I’ll show you 24 carats.
Show me a famous surgeon and I’ll show you a big operator.
Show me a filibustering senator and I’ll show you a figure of speech.
Show me a flagellant witch and I’ll show you a goulash.
Show me a football player with keen intuition and I’ll show you a hunchback.
Show me a foul with an artificial leg and I’ll show you a lame duck amendment.
Show me a frog on a lily pad and I’ll show you a toadstool.
Show me a gang of beggars and I’ll show you a ragtime band.
Show me a girl who shuns a miniskirt and I’ll show you hemlock.
Show me a golden anniversary and I’ll show you a high fidelity.
Show me a healed shaving scar and I’ll show you an old nick.
Show me a low-cut dress and I’ll show you a cold shoulder.
Show me a magician’s notebook and I’ll show you a spellbinder.
Show me a man convicted of two crimes and I’ll show you a compound sentence.
Show me a manhole at a street intersection and I’ll show you a connoisseur.
Show me a mixture of fennel and tabasco and I’ll show you a fiasco.
Show me a monarch who takes tea at four and I’ll show you the King’s English.
Show me a one-word commercial and I’ll show you an adverb.
Show me a pharaoh who ate crackers in bed and I’ll show you a crummy mummy.
Show me a post office on fire and I’ll show you a case of black mail.
Show me a singing beetle and I’ll show you a humbug.
Show me a squirrel’s nest and I’ll show you the nutcracker suite.
Show me a stolen sausage and I’ll show you a missing link.
Show me a swine in the rain and I’ll show you hogwash.
Show me a tall beachcomber and I’ll show you a long shoreman.
Show me a toddler caught playing in the mud and I’ll show you grime and
punishment.
Show me a violin maker and I’ll show you a man with guts.
Show me a workman who dismantles a roof and I’ll show you an eavesdropper.
Show me a young man’s bed and I’ll show you a boy cot.
Show me a wily halfback with a knack for sketching and I’ll show you an artful
dodger.
Show me an arrogant insect and I’ll show you a cocky roach.
Show me Eve’s perfume and I’ll show you an Adam balm.
Show me Santa’s helpers and I’ll show you subordinate clauses.
Show me the first President’s dentures and I’ll show you the George Washington
Bridge.
Show me where Stalin is buried and I’ll show you a Communist plot.