TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Throwing money down the drain?

TP money: your tax dollars at work



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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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21-Aug-2019