Texas Divorce

It’s OK to give away the mobile home, but NOT the pickup!


Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement,
she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.

Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to
give her my truck was just more than I could bear.

I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to
her before 2:00 PM today.

I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it
was gone forever.

If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until
I can find me a place.

Take care,
Bubba

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