Q: What’s worse - ignorance or apathy?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and
still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
Fifteen may get you twenty, but that’s alright.
I recommend that you try a little mental floss.
I’d like to be a jellyfish, ’cause jellyfish don’t pay rent.
If it doesn’t work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth
all the pain.
If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.
I’m going back to my parrot head friends.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don’t tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
You better lava me now or lava me not.
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