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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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20-Apr-2019