Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co.

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell