![]() Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton see also Cycling, House & Travel Sections |
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