Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co.

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon