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I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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19-Sep-2017