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Most problems are solved with resolve. - Unknown

Problems are opportunities with thorns on them. - Hugh Miller

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton


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