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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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19-Nov-2017