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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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28-Jul-2017