Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft wheels stolen from Lunar Buggy - proof of life on Mars

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

see also   Space  Section
Alien Seating
Astronomy Perspective
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
Giant Step For Mankind
Global Worming
Houston Space Problem
India’s New Space Program
Moon Crane
Redneck Space Shuttle
Star Wars Computer
Sun Wagon


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