Redneck Wedding Cake

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Redneck Wedding Cake

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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21-Jan-2018