Bumper Bike

Be prepared for your next flat tire

Thailand’s version of Bumper Cars



Thailand bumper car bikes

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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26-Apr-2018