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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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