Clown Down

“He was a good clown...”

Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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22-Aug-2017