Clown Down

“He was a good clown...”

Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


see also   Tombstone  Section
Cactus Clown
Clowns Have No Fear
House Clown

 

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23-Oct-2017