Clown Down

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Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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25-Apr-2018