Clown Down

“He was a good clown...”

Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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23-Jan-2018