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“He was a good clown...”

Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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