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Clown Art’s Memorial Service



Memorial Funeral Service For A Clown

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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