Dry Cats

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What happens when you use an umbrella that forecasts rain!



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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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23-Nov-2017