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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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22-Jul-2017