Living With A Blonde

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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23-Jan-2018