A young Alabama farm couple, Jethro and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In
the morning, before Jethro left the house for the fields, they made love. When Jethro came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner: it took Jethro a half hour to travel home, and another half hour to return to the fields... he just wasn’t getting enough work done.
Finally Jethro asked the town Doctor what to do.
“Jethro,” said the Doctor, “just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you’re in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy’s signal to come out to you. Then you
won’t lose any field time.”
They tried Doc’s advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Jethro came back to the Doctor’s office.
“What’s wrong?” asked the Doc. “Didn’t my idea work?”
“Oh, it worked good.” said Jethro. “Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Daisy’d come runnin’. We’d find a secluded place, make love, and then she’d go back home agin.”
“Good, Jethro. So what’s the problem?” asked the Doc.
“Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain’t seen her since huntin’ season started!”
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