Change Of The Guard - Summer in London

Buckingham Palace secret - alien foot guard loses in-hair-itence

What happens in the UK when it stops raining and the sun starts shining



British barber shop haircut for Buckingham guards

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


see also   Hairstyle  Section
British Hairways
Did Philip Fart?
Five Pound Note
Horsing Around Royalty
London
Long Live The Queen
Night Watch
Off To A Good Start
Prince Charles - Marriage Warning
Prince William’s Coat of Arms
Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland
Royal Commemorative Coin - Almost Endorsed by the Queen
Royal Engagement - Prince Charles & Camilla Exclusive
Royal Family Heritage
Royal Family Portrait
Royal Wedding Celebrities
Royal Wedding Reaction

 

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20-Sep-2017