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British barber shop haircut for Buckingham guards

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


see also   Hairstyle  Section
British Hairways
Did Philip Fart?
Five Pound Note
Horsing Around Royalty
London
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Night Watch
Off To A Good Start
Prince Charles - Marriage Warning
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Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland
Royal Commemorative Coin - Almost Endorsed by the Queen
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