
“Why
use a Pole when you can use a Ukrainian?”
Karen Moore
“The
Nutcracker Unsweet Jump”
Irvin Kauffman
“They
finally found a way to get a jump on him...”
“I
think the man on his head is off his head!”
Idske Mulder
“Igor
Stanislas demonstrates the inverted "V" pile driving technique. After his
assistants removed his head from the ground, he commented,
“It
is good I wearing supporter of the athletics!””
“Say...
isn't that a chestnut mare?”
“An
ample diet of beer and cabbages enabled Boris to lift a horse and rider several
feet into the air, however this stunt caused a very low attendance, totaling a
mere
three unsuspecting spectators.”
“What
a gas!”
Mark Prairie
“I
tried to tell him that a vasectomy would be less painful...”
April Dunaway
“Next
time I'll be more careful and NOT break the cross bar.”
“Let's
hope this new metal underwear is as strong as they say!”
Phil Forde
“It
would be so nice if this equestrian club could afford jumps.”
Cheryl Hassell
“That's
what you get for not saluting!”
Kristina Hudson
“OK
Mihihlo, make a wish and I'll be right back.”
Nick Roehrig
“Why
Ukrainians have a leg up in 'World Equestrian Show Jumping' events...”
“Ukrainians
who horse around tend to have high voices.”
“An
inauguration ceremony of formal investiture whereby the individual assumes the
position...”
Della Norton
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