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he does look exactly like his dog!
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France
The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
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