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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France
The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
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