Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Who will be first to the swim spa?



Michael Phelps as a sperm swimmer

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest? - Jim Hightower

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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20-May-2018