Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Who will be first to the swim spa?



Michael Phelps as a sperm swimmer

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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15-Aug-2018