Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Who will be first to the swim spa?



Michael Phelps as a sperm swimmer

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest? - Jim Hightower

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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20-Jan-2019