Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Who will be first to the swim spa?



Michael Phelps as a sperm swimmer

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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18-Oct-2018