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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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22-Oct-2017