Cat Fish

Little critter found while hunting Catfish



It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because
there aren’t too many things out there with
bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth.

Cross between a cat and a fish - CatFish



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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


see also   Cat Fishing  &  Illusion  Sections
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Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew
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Fish Face
Fish Farm
Fishing in Florida
Frozen Fish
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15-Jul-2019