Hopscotch for Seniors

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.



Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


see also   Aging  Section
A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
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Alternative Retirement Home - on a Princess Cruise Ship
Be Careful Pulling Out
Cell Phone For Seniors
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Driving Tip For The Elderly
False Teeth
Justice For All
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape
Once A Kid, Always A Kid
Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
Snowplow For Seniors
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20-Jul-2017