Hopscotch for Seniors

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Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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False Teeth
Justice For All
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New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape
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Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
Snowplow For Seniors
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