Hopscotch for Seniors

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Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


see also   Aging  Section
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Be Careful Pulling Out
Cell Phone For Seniors
Daily Exercise for Seniors
Dreams Come True
Driving Tip For The Elderly
False Teeth
Justice For All
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape
Once A Kid, Always A Kid
Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
Snowplow For Seniors
Time For a Trade-In?
Winter Laundry
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