Hopscotch for Seniors

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Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Aging  Section
A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
A. A. A. D. D.
Alternative Retirement Home - on a Princess Cruise Ship
Be Careful Pulling Out
Cell Phone For Seniors
Daily Exercise for Seniors
Dreams Come True
Driving Tip For The Elderly
False Teeth
Justice For All
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape
Once A Kid, Always A Kid
Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
Snowplow For Seniors
Time For a Trade-In?
Winter Laundry
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