Hopscotch for Seniors

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.



Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
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23-Nov-2017