Hopscotch for Seniors

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Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Aging  Section
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Driving Tip For The Elderly
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