Hopscotch for Seniors

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.



Hopscotch for Seniors - growing up is optional

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Aging  Section
A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
A. A. A. D. D.
Alternative Retirement Home - on a Princess Cruise Ship
Be Careful Pulling Out
Cell Phone For Seniors
Daily Exercise for Seniors
Dreams Come True
Driving Tip For The Elderly
False Teeth
Justice For All
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape
Once A Kid, Always A Kid
Ritz Nursing Home
Rooftop Hopscotch
Senile Agitation
Snowplow For Seniors
Time For a Trade-In?
Winter Laundry
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19-Feb-2018