Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750-1810)

Promoting respiration to resuscitate victims

Strange tool reintroduced in B.C. by the Liberal Government

Tobacco Smoke Enema reintroduced in B.C. by the Liberal Government

Amazingly, it's still in constant use in Canada, by the
best senators and representatives that money can buy.


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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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