I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council turned down my permit. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday... see also   House  &  Nationality  Sections

Voted #1 Humor Site 11-Feb-2012