![]() When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr. Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin see also Dining Section “Forks For Dorks” Car Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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