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Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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24-Feb-2018