![]() A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear see also Safety & Work Sections Coolie Hat Helmet Hair Helmet Hard Hat Protection Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Strengthener Letting Your Hair Down Paper Welding Helmet World's First Hard Hat |
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