Magic Green Hat

How to save time in long lineups



The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat:
Magic Green U.S. Gorder Patrol Hat

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But... don’t try it at McDonald’s.
The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order!



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24-Mar-2019