The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise item. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.” You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Bob must have experienced. “Bob was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.” Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob. “Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Bob Smith.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.” see also   Hospital,  Inspiration  &  Religious  Sections All Dogs Go To Heaven Biblical Humour Church Sign Generator Church Sign Messages Church Signs Devil Sky Garden of Eat’En God Darts Judas Asparagus Moses As A Lifeguard Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel Moses’ USB Tablets Organ Donor Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment Prayer Conditioning Sundae Sermon Sunday Weather Forecast Uplifting Church Youth Pastor’s Last Speech Road Shortcut What? Crocodial Greatest Italian Riders Piglet Hubs Clean Senior Citizens Going Green Theft-Free Lunch RU NEXT? King Salmon Meal Squirrel Bird Feeder Solution Philosophers On Wives Names of the Colours Hard Working Cop

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