Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba’s playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket



Redneck Teeter Totter

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Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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19-Nov-2018