Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba’s playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket



Redneck Teeter Totter

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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21-Feb-2019