Redneck Teeter Totter

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Redneck Teeter Totter

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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Leave Toes Outside

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Heavy Sleeper

So Close

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17-Aug-2019