Redneck Teeter Totter

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Redneck Teeter Totter

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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21-Apr-2019