Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba’s playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket



Redneck Teeter Totter

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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22-Sep-2018