![]() ![]() ![]() The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller see also Crocodile, Elephant, Scenery & Survivor Sections |
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