Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, there’s a large German-speaking, Lutheran population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.” The man shouted back, “I’m from Washington D.C. and I’m up here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan - I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.” The farmer replied, “Use both hands; you’ll get more water that way.” see also   Farm  &  Politics  Sections ACHTUNG! Bier Making Oudfit - Balancin Schtatement Farmer's Pond Advice for Youngsters Road Shortcut What? Crocodial Greatest Italian Riders Piglet Hubs Clean Senior Citizens Going Green Theft-Free Lunch RU NEXT? King Salmon Meal Squirrel Bird Feeder Solution Philosophers On Wives Names of the Colours Hard Working Cop

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