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Fire Survivors
How to survive a fire in Los Angeles


In South Los Angeles a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.


A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members
lived on the first floor, they died.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country
from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

6 Los Angeles, Hispanic ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.



Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into Los Angeles and met with the fire chief, on camera.
They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and
Hispanics all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?



The fire chief said, “They were at work.”


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