Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

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Why some relationships end up on the rocks



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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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20-May-2018