Headset Warning

Catching a few good waves in Maui

Beach headphones for the hearing impaired





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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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