Long, Happy Marriage

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Secret to a long happy marriage

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

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