Mexico Gravestones

When you can’t take it with you

Messages for the hereafter



Mexico Gravestone







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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


see also   Tombstone   Section
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