Milkshake Desweetener

Wisse prefers a White Spot milkshake

Mixing drinks at The Old Spaghetti Factory, Whistler, B.C.



Adding water to a milkshake



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The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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