Sidetracked Baby

When time on dry land is short

Shore leave priorities



Military shore leave priorities - sidelined baby

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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23-Jan-2018