Sidetracked Baby

When time on dry land is short

Shore leave priorities



Military shore leave priorities - sidelined baby

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay


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23-Apr-2018