Sidetracked Baby

When time on dry land is short

Shore leave priorities



Military shore leave priorities - sidelined baby

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose


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19-Aug-2018