Texas Cow Cleaner

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Texas Automatic Cow Cleaner

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. - Simone de Beauvoir

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical. - Unknown

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. - Nancie J. Carmody


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