Texas Outhouse Art

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Some of the prettiest outhouses in Texas were on display at the
“Thunderbox Road” art exhibit, Menger Hotel, San Antonio, Texas,
during the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo. 12 full-sized
“Thunderboxes” (outhouses) were painted and decorated in true
Texas style. Sonja Howle with the Thunderbox Road exhibit says,
“It was created to pay tribute and showcase the talent we have in the
Hill Country artists.” After their tour, the outhouses were auctioned off
to benefit medical research and the Western Art Museum in Kerrville.

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Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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22-Jul-2017