iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served



If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact.
These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled
Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks.

The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price
so it’s first come, first served.

He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one.
Full spec as below.
Cheap iPad For Sale

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of ’em!

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

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Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Beneath this slab
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And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

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