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Measuring up for the Indian Army



Chest measurement for entry into the Indian Army Military Academy

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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