Five rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other, or you could end up dead like me. see also   Relationship  &  Tombstone  Sections Cowboy’s Secret to Living a Long Life Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances Note Flasher

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