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Melon Dragon

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

Mathematical rigor is like clothing: in its style it ought to suit the occasion, and it diminishes comfort and restrains freedom of movement if it is neither too loose or too tight. - G.F. Simmons

There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez;
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

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