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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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18-Aug-2019