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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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20-Jun-2019