Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin


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