Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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22-Sep-2018