Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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22-Jun-2018