Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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13-Dec-2018