Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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24-Feb-2018